An email that sounds like spam but isn’t.
“…also, lance and i have a new neighbor who is in the wine business and he’s flooding us with bottles of wine that are left over from his tastings. this is ridiculous, but we can’t keep up with all the wine! do you and brittin want to take some bottles off our hands? if so, you should come over and take them now, because they are open and dying to be drunk/drank’d/drunken.”
