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#1 Go on a walk

#2 Buy Frye shoes, even though you previously bought a pair and they destroyed your feed.

#3 Show off new shoes to office.

#4 Post pic of new shoes on blog.

#5 Wear new shoes on Friday.

#6 Wear new shoes on Saturday morning.

#7 After one slight step on the heal by your companion, discover that the strap on your right shoe has ripped, making them unwearable.

#8. Go home.