alexbalk:

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you… vaginas.

This was pretty amusing. Once I went to the U of C gyno  for a check up.

her: oh, do you have a partner?

me (legs in the air): uh, yeah.

her: If the next time you come in for an appointment, you’d like your partner or boyfriend to come in as well to hold your hand, he’s welcome to. It doesn’t bother me at all.

me: uh, thanks.

Note to gynos of the world: there is nothing that would be less comforting than having a boyfriend hold your hand while you’re spread open with a speculum. Nothing.